Blimey, it seems your old-as-dirt relative has dug up some dusty photo albums from the bowels of their cobweb-infested attic. This is a cracking opportunity to coax out some tales of their olden days, assuming they can remember that far back without their false teeth falling out from all the excited gabbing. Concentrate on the cheery snaps and dodge any sob-stories like a vegan avoiding a butcher’s shop. Who knows, you might even unearth a few skeletons from your family closet – as if you lot weren’t odd enough already. Now, your lucky charm for the week is a moth-eaten, vintage photograph. Just the thing to remind you that you’ve got it easy compared to the old codger who had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to take a selfie. And remember, darling, if you ever feel like you’re stuck in the past, just remember – at least you’re not the one with the embarrassing bowl cut in your baby photos!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!