Cor blimey, love! Keep your trap shut about your partner’s dirty laundry, will ya? If you start nattering about their oddities to your mates, you’ll have more trust issues than a cat at a dog show! If your other half feels like you’ve played them for a fool, winning their trust back will be harder than finding a vegan at a sausage festival. And for heaven’s sake, stop tickling their irks with those pesky habits of theirs. It’s about as welcome as a fart in a lift, innit? And here’s a little nugget for you: “Your lucky colour for the day is the same hue as your partner’s face when they catch you gossiping about them – beetroot red!” Just remember, that’s not a good look on anyone, darling!

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