Cor blimey, mate, in the forthcoming fortnight, you’re gonna be chattier than a parrot on speed! No matter if you’re chinwagging face-to-face or scribbling down your profound thoughts like some wannabe Shakespeare. Now’s the bloody time to throw more of your talent into your job, your church, or your local political pub brawl. You’ll be prodded harder than a lazy bulldog to get your arse back in the classroom or pick up a new skill. Your lucky charm? A dictionary, ’cause with all that gabbing and scribbling, you’re gonna need all the words you can get! Don’t worry, though, it also doubles as a weapon. Just ask anyone who’s been clonked by a hardback Collins!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!