Here’s a cracking opportunity for you to polish up on your chit-chat with all the local riff-raff, including your beloved relatives and nosy Parker neighbours. If you happen to earn your crust scribbling down words, buried in books, flogging tat, spouting marketing jargon or trying to teach monkeys to type, then it might not be a bad idea to rope in a mate who actually knows what they’re doing. This could just give you the leg up you need to stop being so utterly rubbish at it. Now, here’s a little tidbit for you. Your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard me right, a rubber duck. Why? Because even when you’re sinking, it will remind you to keep your beak above water, even if you’re paddling like mad beneath. You’ve got to laugh, haven’t you?

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