Oi, you and your old chum are about as cosy as a pair of porcupines in a balloon factory, all thanks to some tittle-tattle that’s been flying about like a pigeon with a rocket up its jacksy. There’s a few spanners in the works of your relationship that need yanking out quicker than a pensioner’s dentures after a night on the port. If you both keep on showing a bit of love and respect, you might just be able to patch things up. But remember, it’s about as easy as teaching a cat to tap dance, so don’t expect miracles. Now, for your bit of luck, try wearing a pair of lucky red knickers. Why? Because if your relationship goes belly up, at least you’ll have a laugh when you moon them for the last time.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!