Well, love, you’re in a right pickle aren’t you? Juggling your career and family like a street performer in Covent Garden. It’s clear as muck, your life’s got more options than a royal buffet. But listen, you’ve got to put on your specs and take a proper gander. Suck it up, you can’t dilly dally forever, unless your job is a professional procrastinator. Your lucky charm, darling, is a horseshoe. Not just because it’s lucky, but because with the way your life’s going, you might as well be stepping in horse manure.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!