Blimey! You’re in a right pickle, aren’t you? But then again, why let a finicky mate turn it into a bloody Rubik’s cube? There’s no need to swallow their advice like it’s the last pint in the pub. Instead, have a chinwag with yourself, suss out how you ended up in this dog’s dinner and plot your daring escape. And talking about escapes, remember: A leopard never changes its spots, but it can certainly find a better hiding place. So, your lucky charm for the week is a spotted leopard print thong. Cos if you’re going to make a cock-up, might as well do it in style, darling!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!