Cor blimey mate, you’re in a right pickle, ain’t ya? You’re about as decisive as a dithering dodo on a diet. You’re doing your best to butter up the bigwigs, but they’re more interested in swiping your brilliant brainwaves than giving you a pat on the back. You’re handing out your top-notch ideas like free samples at a supermarket, and what thanks do you get? Sweet Fanny Adams, that’s what! So listen up, darling, you’ve got to stop being the department’s doormat and start strutting your stuff. Let your work do the talking, and sooner or later, they’ll have to sit up and take notice. Remember, you’re not some two-bit extra in a homegrown soap opera, you’re the bleeding star! Now, for a bit of luck: your lucky number this week is 13. Yes, you heard me right, 13! Most people think it’s unlucky, but you’re not most people, are you? You’re about as conventional as a three-legged racehorse. So, embrace the unexpected, and who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the bank!

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