Oy, you lot, brace yourselves. Your co-dwellers or the old bloodline are about to gob off without a second thought, spewing out gobbledygook like it’s last call at the pub. You’d think they’d swallowed a dictionary and it’s come out all scrambled! Their chitter-chatter might throw you for a six, maybe even tickle your sensitive bits. But don’t get your knickers in a twist, darling. Just casually drop a hint, like a pigeon crapping on a statue, that they might want to put a sock in it. In other news, the lucky phrase for you is “Bob’s your uncle”. Not sure what’s so lucky about having an Uncle Bob, but hey, it’s better than having an Aunt Fanny who can’t keep her trap shut!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!