Struggling to make sense of a right pickle, are you? Soon enough, you’ll be seeing clearer than a peeping Tom at a nudist beach, all thanks to some brainy boffin who’s taken you under their wing. Brace yourself for a rollicking good knees-up tonight, even if you were planning on staying in with the cat. Some sneaky flatmate’s got a surprise up their sleeve for you. Best hope it’s not a tarantula. Lucky tip: When life hands you lemons, make a G&T. At least then, you’ll be too sozzled to care about your problems. A bit like your Auntie Mabel at Christmas.

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