Blimey, other than a couple of minor hiccups, like your granny’s flatulence and your uncle’s unhealthy obsession with garden gnomes, family life is looking as appealing as a bald man in a toupee. Setting up a cosy little nest will be as effortless as a sloth on tranquillisers. If you’re one of the luckier ones who haven’t been handed their P45 yet, you might finally put a bow on that project that seemed as endless as a pensioner’s tale about the war. Your lucky mantra for today is “What goes around, comes around.” It’s a real knee-slapper, isn’t it? Just remember, if it’s coming round to you, duck!

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