Cor blimey, you’ve been stood up! That mate you were expecting to pop round or that office chum you were banking on to make an appearance might as well be on a one-way trip to Timbuktu. If you had some crucial chin-wag planned with ’em, looks like you’re going to have to hoist your lazy bum off the couch and track them down yourself. Your lucky phrase for the day is “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. Consider it a reminder that your current situation ain’t that bad. And if you can’t find a bird, well, a single pint in the pub is better than two still in the keg!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!