Blimey, ain’t you a right little Einstein, brimming to the top with new-fangled, bonkers ideas. Your creative juice is gushing like a broken tap, and you’re raring to go, like a randy rabbit, eager to unleash your madcap exploits. Now’s your golden chance to morph those nutty brainwaves about jazzing up work efficiency into real life – and God save the Queen, your colleagues are going to need it. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Yeah, you heard right. A rubber duck. Why? For no bloody reason, that’s why. You’re already mad as a hatter, who am I to stop you?

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