Blimey, if you’re after a bit more clout on your CV, you’d do well to butter up the big boss, wouldn’t you? You’re not planning a coup, are you? You sneaky devil. Now, brushing up on your techno-babble – that’s your IT skills, in case you thought I was suggesting you join Daft Punk – will not only make you quicker than a greased weasel on a slide, but it’ll also swing open doors to jobs so thrilling, you’ll think you’ve landed a role in the next Bond film. And here’s your little nugget of luck: ‘Every cloud has a silver lining,’ they say. Well, in your case, it’s more like ‘Every email has a hidden spam.’ Your lucky item is a mouse pad. Funny, isn’t it? It might not be a rabbit’s foot, but at least you can’t make a questionable stew out of it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!