Right, listen up sunshine, you may strut around like a penguin with a stick up its arse, but apparently the bigwigs think you’re the bee’s knees. Your silent allure has more pull than a drunken comedian at the pub. On the prowl for a bit of slap and tickle, are we? Keep your peepers peeled at the office, you might just find a seasoned veteran ready for a roll in the hay. Lucky charm for you: A used teabag. It’s as charming as you, and might even make a better cuppa!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!