Oi, you! Yes, you, you cheeky chancer. It’s about time you paid a bit of attention to your delicate little crony who’s as fragile as a china teapot in a bull’s pen. They might not see this side of you often, probably because you’re usually more interested in your own belly button lint. And while you’re at it, try feigning some interest in your family member’s ‘creative activities’. You know, the same ones you’ve been snorting at behind their back. You never know, it might just help to paper over those Grand Canyon-sized cracks in your dysfunctional clan. Lucky Charm: A four-leaf clover. It’s rumoured to bring good luck, but in your case, it might just stop you from stepping in the dog’s dinner…again.

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