Right, listen up love. You’ve got a mate who’s had more bad luck than a black cat on Friday the 13th. So, do us all a favour and lend them a sympathetic ear, won’t you? It might even bring a ray of sunshine to their otherwise cloudy day. And while you’re at it, why don’t you pick up a hobby together? Something you both enjoy, like…I don’t know…knitting or competitive pigeon racing. Who knows, it may just help patch up that rough patch you two have been bitching about. All of this combined is sure to make your bond tighter than a virgin’s corset! Lucky phrase for you: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” But let’s be honest, in your case, that lining is probably made of tin foil.

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