Blimey, listen up sunshine! Never try playing life coach to a chum who’s got their knickers in a twist over a decision. If they take your two pennies’ worth and later think it’s a load of codswallop, you’re likely to be on the receiving end of their finger-pointing. You know it, we’ve all been there, haven’t we? They’d rather blame the Queen than admit they’ve cocked it up themselves. Now, your lucky phrase is “Bob’s your uncle,” but remember, if Bob really is your uncle and he’s a bit of a twit, you might want to keep that under your hat.

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