Well, listen up sunshine, it seems one of your mates is so up the creek they’ve decided to call for your help. You, being the sort of saint who’d give away your last chip to a seagull, are only too happy to jump to the rescue. But let’s wrap up this good Samaritan act before the pubs open, alright? Later on, you’re going to feel a burning desire for some hobby that’ll test your brains and your imagination. You know, something that requires more thought than choosing between salt and vinegar or cheese and onion. So, make sure you pencil in some ‘me’ time; God knows, someone has to find you interesting. Lucky phrase for the day: “As lucky as a seagull in a chip shop.” Use it wisely, you could end up with more than you bargained for. Just remember, seagulls aren’t known for their table manners; I’d hate for you to end up in the same boat.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!