It’s about bloody time to wave your talents about like a flag at a football match. Your ability to tinker with things, bolstered by your cocksure attitude and ideas that are as fresh as a daisy in the Queen’s garden, make you the ideal bloke to tackle this particular pickle. But don’t go getting all workaholic on us, remember to stuff your face with something green now and then. And for Pete’s sake, don’t forget to maintain the old ticker and general well-being, we don’t want you dropping like a sack of spuds, do we? A little birdie told me your lucky charm is a potato peeler. No idea why, but as long as you’re not using it to carve your initials into your mate’s forehead after a few pints, you’ll be golden!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!