Your mates are gagging for a bit of your charm, but you’ve got more plates spinning than a coked-up circus juggler. Work’s clinging onto you like a randy octogenarian at a salsa class, and other bits and bobs are hogging the limelight. You’re trying to keep everyone chuffed, but you’re about as happy as a vegan at a barbecue. Don’t forget, love, your health’s more important than a two-for-one at the chippy. Your lucky charm is a pair of knackered old trainers, because let’s face it, you’re running around like a headless chicken. Might as well do it in comfort, eh?

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