Your inner crystal ball’s giving off more signals than a randy rabbit in spring, love. Your ‘sixth sense’ is as switched on as a kettle in a British tea break. You’re so chummy with the cosmos it’s like you’re having a natter over a pint with the bloke upstairs. You’re so in sync with the vibes around you, it’s as if you’ve got the ‘superpower’ to peek into people’s noggins – scary thought, given the state of some people’s minds, eh? And here’s a bit of a giggle, your lucky charm this week is a used tea bag. Why, you ask? Well, if you can make a second cuppa out of it, you can bloody well squeeze a bit of luck out of anything, can’t you?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!