Brace yourself, love. Your gaff’s about to turn into an episode of Fawlty Towers. Some random geezer might pop ’round uninvited or your so-called ‘reliable mate’ might flake out on your plans. In other news, expect a domestic kerfuffle with one of your rinky-dink contraptions. Might as well toss the blighter out rather than faff about trying to mend it. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Because after today, you’d be luckier finding hen’s teeth!

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