Listen here, you lazy mug. Opportunities are bobbing around you like a fart in a lift, so pull your finger out and grab them. Don’t expect the world to just hand you success on a silver platter, you’re not the bloody Queen. So buckle up, buttercup. You might actually have to break a sweat and do some work. Keep your peepers peeled and you’ll spot some right good fortune in the form of gifts, treats and favours. It’s not all bad though, right? As for your lucky charm, let’s say it’s a four-leaf clover. Why? Because, mate, with your work ethic, you’re going to need all the luck you can get. Now, go on and make your own bleeding luck!

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