Cor blimey, you’ve been flashing your brilliance around the office like a peacock on steroids, haven’t you? As the Sun totters up to the pub’s top shelf in your chart, you’re about to stumble upon an opportunity as rare as a polite word from Piers Morgan. This is your chance to make a leap towards that dream of yours, bigger than a kangaroo on a trampoline. So, grab the moment by the scruff of its neck, and milk it for all its worth, you cheeky bugger! There’s a wave of supportive energy around you that’s thicker than treacle, but don’t let it stick you in place, use it to slide your way to success. Your lucky phrase for the week: ‘A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush’. Just remember, that’s not an invitation to start feeling up the office parrot.

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