Alright, love, let’s sort this out. You’ve got more family squabbles than a hen party at a strip club. It’s messing with your love life and quite frankly, you can’t afford the distraction. You need to find a bit of stability, a rock to cling to like a barnacle on a rusty ship. Once you’ve got that sorted, you can turn your attention to the mundane daily grind and the oh-so-thrilling task of balancing your books. You know, all that stuff you’d rather avoid like a vegan at a sausage sizzle. Lucky charm for you: A penny. Why? Because you’re going to need all the luck you can get when it comes to dealing with your finances. Plus, it’s cheaper than a financial advisor.

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