Blimey! You might just stumble into a right old barney between two of your chums. Quicker than a pint down a thirsty throat, they’ll be trying to drag you into their squabble, expectin’ you to pick a side much like choosing between Marmite and Vegemite. Now, as tempting as it might be to play the peacemaker, I’d advise you to steer clear of this kerfuffle as if it were a plague-ridden rat – more trouble than a Boris Johnson press conference, that! Your lucky charm for the day: A feather from a pigeon. Why? Because just like our feathered friends, you’ll need to bob, weave and deftly avoid incoming mess. Good luck, mate!

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