Blimey, you’re off on a jaunt to some godforsaken place nobody’s heard of, eh? Should be a right barrel of laughs, as exciting as a royal wedding in a pub. You’re all set to dive into the thrilling world of unknown postcodes and foreign tea bags. If you’re footloose and fancy-free, you’ll have the uncanny knack of sniffing out a dodgy character faster than a fart in a lift. So if someone starts acting more suspicious than a cat at a dog show, do yourself a favour, mate, and scarper! For your lucky charm: An old sock. Not very glamorous, I know, but it’s got the same chances of bringing you luck as any rabbit’s foot or four-leaf clover. Just make sure it’s clean – you don’t want to be knocking people out with the stench, do you?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!