Blimey! That squabble you thought you’d put to bed is coming back round like a bad curry. You thought it was all sorted but it’s popping up again like a cheeky meerkat. Remember, a bit of sweet talk can defuse a bomb, so put on your best Hugh Grant impression and charm the pants off the situation. And for the love of all things holy, if you’re sick to the back teeth of dealing with your dodgy gadgets, it’s about time you invested some dosh in sorting out your gaff. Don’t be a tightarse! Your lucky charm this week is a shiny new spanner. Get off your arse and fix something, you lazy sod! You’ll feel better for it. It might even help you avoid another row. Just remember, a spanner in the hand is worth two in the toolbox… or something like that.

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