You’ve really cocked it up this time, haven’t ya? You’ve been huffing and puffing, trying to make amends like a badger trying to knit a Christmas jumper. But your mate’s not having any of it. You’ve upset their apple cart and they’re not ready to let you back in the fruit stand yet. Truth is, you’ve been running around like a chicken with its head cut off, trying to keep all your balls in the air. You’re busier than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest, but let’s be honest, you’ve dropped a clanger. Lucky phrase for the day: “There’s a silver lining to every cloud.” Use it next time you’re in the doghouse. Just remember, it might be as effective as a chocolate teapot if they’re sick of your waffle.

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