Right, love, from this tick-tock on, you’re in the driver’s seat, no more backseat drivers, got it? You’ve been a bit of a nodding dog, ain’t ya? Always doffing your cap to others, doing the yes-man shuffle, and it’s done you no favours. Made you about as interesting as a wet weekend in Wigan, if I’m being blunt. But I tell you what, you’ve been stewing on the big stuff lately, haven’t ya? And it’s not half bolstering your brass. You’re growing a pair, and I don’t mean melons! Oh, and here’s a little nugget for you: your lucky number is 7. So, maybe buy a lottery ticket, but remember – the only thing it’ll likely scratch is your itch to lose money, darling!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!