You’ve been flogging a dead horse with more enthusiasm than a jockey on Red Bull, and shocker, it still ain’t galloping. Your spirits are as low as a snake’s belly in a wagon rut. You’re fretting over a cash or business matey, who’s now shining about as brightly as a black cat in a coal cellar. Thinking of tapping up a pal for some dosh, are you? Well, that’s about as sensible as a chocolate teapot and likely to end with as much mess! And here’s your lucky charm, love: a golden horseshoe, because with your current luck, you’ll need all the help you can get! Just remember – it’s about as useful as a chocolate fire-guard, but at least it’ll look nice on your mantelpiece.

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