Look at you, finally shifting your arse into a fresh chapter of your career, eh? Those half-arsed plans you’ve been scribbling on beer mats are finally starting to look less like Picasso’s doodles and more like actual strategies. Could be we’re looking at a full-blown career U-turn or maybe just a few fiddly tweaks in your current gig. Regardless, your thirst for a bit of spice in your life is about to be quenched, my darling. So, buckle up, buttercup, because the upcoming changes will hit you like a double gin and tonic on a Monday morning. And for your lucky bit: Your lucky number is 7. Just like the number of times you’ll need to hit the snooze button before you realise the horrid reality – it’s not the weekend, you’ve got work!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!