No need to lob your dosh about like a chuffed lottery winner just to keep your mates or the old ball and chain sweet. Have a bit of a giggle, do some daft things together, natter on about your favourite tunes and other such nonsense. And for God’s sake, if they’re in a pickle, don’t be a plonker, lend a hand. It’s all about the ties that bind, innit? Now, here’s your lucky little nugget: a four leaf clover. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s a bit generic, but if you’re expecting a pot of gold at the end of this, you’re out of your tree. So keep the clover handy. Just don’t stick it in your knickers – that’s just not sanitary!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!