Seems like you’ve been busy, aye? All those schemes and ploys you’ve been hatching like a hen on steroids are finally starting to pop out some golden eggs. You’re gearing up for a right royal rumble, aren’t you? A late afternoon knees-up is on the cards and it’s promising to be more of a hoot than a night out with the Queen at a karaoke bar. People are finally clocking onto your talents, and you’re about to be ushered into social circles that make the Kardashians look like the cast of EastEnders. And here’s a lucky charm for you: a rabbit’s foot. Not that it was very lucky for the rabbit, mind you.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!