You’re flapping about like a headless chicken, trying to keep everyone chuffed, but it’s turned into a right dog’s dinner, hasn’t it? You’ve bitten off more than you can chew, all in the name of making others happy. Time to take your foot off the gas, mate. You’re not the sort to let anyone down, which is why you’re getting your knickers in a twist when you can’t keep your word. Lucky charm: A rubber chicken. Why? Because if your life is going to be a comedy, you might as well have the right props.

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