You’re in a right royal pickle, aren’t ya? Pondering the big picture, life, the universe, and everything else in between – it’s enough to make a bloke’s head spin! Now’s the moment to take a breather, put your feet up, and have a good chinwag with yourself about what the bloody hell you want to do with your future. Your mate’s going to want to chat about your shared dreams too – mostly to make sure you’re not going to bugger off and leave them high and dry. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But let’s not kid ourselves, the only thing that’s going to make you feel lucky is a pint at the local pub – and maybe a cheeky kebab on the way home.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!