Some cheeky financial rascal’s going to jump out of the bushes and smack you square in the wallet when you least expect it. Best to chinwag with the fam about this little pickle, as they’d be only too chuffed to lend a hand. But don’t go getting all teary-eyed and grateful just yet, you’ve got some grafting to do! You’ve been slogging away at some work or academic doohickey and it’s time you puffed up your chest and strutted like a peacock. After all, you’ve put in the hard yards, and it’s paying off. And that mentor of yours? Don’t forget to give ’em a bit of nudge-nudge, wink-wink thanks. It’s the least you can do after they’ve put up with your mug for so long. And remember, your lucky charm this week is a rubber duck. Why? Because when life gets tough, it’s a sodding comfort to know that even at your worst, you’re still floating better than a bath toy.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!