Blimey, new chances are bobbing up like seagulls after a trawler, and these could just be the ticket to buffing up your drab existence. As you and your other half start plotting your next big heist, your relationship will don a shiny new monocle. Just remember, when you’re squinting at the potential financial fallout, keep your head out of the clouds and your feet on the ground. Here’s a titbit for you: your lucky phrase is “every cloud has a silver lining”, only remember, if you’re under that cloud when the lining falls out, you’re likely to get a right royal clonking on the noggin!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!