You’re chomping at the bit like a racehorse on Red Bull, but bugger all is actually happening. A certain predicament is twirling your emotions around like a cat in a tumble dryer � one minute you’re on edge, the next you’re as serene as a stoned sloth. Some cheeky bugger is trying to put you off your game, but don’t let them rattle your cage. A bit of titillating tittle-tattle that has you biting your nails will end up being as unimportant as a reality TV star’s autobiography. Your lucky charm is a rabbit’s foot, but make sure it’s not still attached to the rabbit, that’s bad luck for both of you.

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