Well, you’re about to get a right royal kick in the wallet, my friend. Some bloody domestic expense will swoop in like a seagull at a chip shop and snatch away your hard-earned cash. You’ll be caught with your pants down, no doubt about it. So, you better start rummaging down the back of your sofa for loose change, because it’s time to cough up! And oh dear, I hope you didn’t have any family outings planned, because those are going to have to be tossed out faster than last week’s fish and chips. And let me tell ya, that ain’t gonna sit well with your flatmate. Expect some serious side-eye and a possible mutiny. And as for your lucky charm, it’s a rusty old horseshoe. Why? Because even with tetanus, you still might have a better day.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!