Some old cobblers from donkey’s years ago is about to pop back into your noggin, and it’s gonna knock your socks off! Instead of letting this past aggro give you the hump, see it as your golden ticket to tell it to bugger off, ’cause it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Now that’s a proper emotional detox, innit? Your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Because let’s face it, you couldn’t be more up the creek if you tried, you might as well have a laugh along the way.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!