Right, listen up, you’ve still got a few nagging issues rattling around your noggin like a bunch of loose trolly wheels. You’ve been brushing them off like a cheap toupee in a windstorm, but it’s about time you faced the music. Might be a bit sticky, like trying to navigate through a London tube station at rush hour, but the pearls of wisdom you’ll pick up will be worth their weight in gold, love. Your lucky item? A good, sturdy, no-nonsense broom – to sweep away your troubles. And remember, if the broom fits, ride it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!