It seems the stars are having a right giggle at you, pointing out some kerfuffle involving a whippersnapper or some spotty adolescent. You might find yourself up the creek without a paddle, left holding the baby as it were, having to make decisions for this ankle-biter or doling out pearls of wisdom like a bloody agony aunt. And here’s your lucky charm: a single mint humbug. Yes, you heard it, a humbug! Who knows, sucking on this might just give you the wisdom of Solomon, or at least stop you from talking out of your backside.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!