Listen up, darling. If you’ve been pondering about putting your career through a bloody roundabout, don’t act all gobsmacked when someone mentions a job vacancy that seems as perfect for you as a cup of tea on a rainy day. It’s all going tickety-boo, innit? That workmate, who’s been as supportive as a chocolate fireguard recently, won’t throw a spanner in your works as you were bracing for like England in a penalty shootout. Your lucky charm, darling, is a rubber duck. Why? Well, just like you, it’s absolutely quackers and it floats even when the waters get rough. So, keep it close and remember: when life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

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