You might clock a chum or workmate looking as naff as a bog brush at a beauty pageant. They’re buggered, mate! More likely to cock up than a one-legged man in a bum kicking contest. Time to lend a hand, especially with the jobs that are more tangled than a nun’s knickers. It’ll take a load off their shoulders – and don’t you worry, they’ll be as chuffed as a badger at a worm festival. Not only will they be thanking their lucky stars for your help, but you’ll save some time too – more time for a cuppa and a cheeky biscuit. Your lucky phrase for the day: “Every cloud has a silver lining, but sometimes it’s made of tin foil.” Remember, it’s not about the material, it’s about the shine, darling!

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