A wrinkled boss has given you the mic to spout off your two pennies worth. When the blokes and birds lend you their lugholes, your passion, keen-as-mustard attitude, grey matter, and straight-up character will knock their socks off. That’s why they’re all ears, mate, and they’re taking you as seriously as a fart in a spacesuit. Your lucky phrase for the day is, “Every dog has its day!” However, considering your luck, it’s probably a day when the bloody kennel’s closed.

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