Bob’s your uncle if you don’t keep your blinkers peeled for some fresh chances to give your career a leg up, or to start rolling in the readies – or why not both? Don’t let the world pull a runner on you while your head’s in the clouds. All this to-do happening now could have you swapping your boring old desk job for dancing with the stars, if you catch my drift. And here’s your lucky charm: a rubber chicken. Why? Because nothing screams ‘I’m ready for a promotion’ like a latex bird in your briefcase. Plus, it’s a cracking conversation starter at parties.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!