You’re about as excited about your duties as a turkey at Christmas, aren’t ya? Not that you’re predicting any cock-ups, mind you. But what’s really getting your knickers in a twist is the fact that your two bob’s worth in a group shindig is being lapped up like free beer at a footie match. You’re shaping things up like a plastic surgeon on a Kardashian, aren’t ya? And for your little nugget of luck: Try wearing red, it’s your lucky colour. Just remember, red might stop bulls in their tracks but it won’t stop your boss from noticing you’ve skived off work, ya cheeky sod.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!