If it isn’t one thing, it’s your mother! Your home life or job’s been thrown around like a salad at a vegan convention, catching you off guard and leaving you feeling as comfortable as a porcupine in a balloon factory. It’s natural to be as jittery as a caffeinated squirrel at the thought of these twists and turns, but right now, you’re all doom and gloom like a British summer. Don’t be such a mardy bum, someone in your life is about to show up with a silver lining, probably wrapped in a stiff upper lip. And here’s your lucky charm, you jinxed joker: A four-leaf clover. Yeah, I know, it’s as original as a white crayon on a wedding dress, but hey, at least it’s not another cliche like “Keep calm and carry on.”

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!